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Title: To the Victor go the Spoils
Author/Artist:

eruditefics
Prompt: Harry is a star Seeker and his team has just won the Quidditch League. To keep it secret, the more rowdy celebration takes place in a Muggle sex club/brothel and while Harry doesn't care for girls, he gets a special treat from his teammates – a beautiful blond to spend the night with. Of course, the beautiful blond is Draco, who disappeared from the Wizarding world just after the trials. They're both too proud and headstrong to back away from the challenge, but the night is long and many discoveries can be made...
Prompt submitted by:

aline_daryen
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Word Count/Art Medium: About 6,000 words
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s) (Highlight to view): NONE
Disclaimer:Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: Thank you to C for the beta work. Written for the 2012

hp_sexstars fest on LJ
Dear Prompter: I took out one part of the prompt that I couldn’t work into what I was thinking about, but the rest is there!
Summary: Harry is celebrating...and by celebrating we mean drinking. As a result, when his teammates deliver a treat meant to entice him, Harry doesn’t even see it coming. The question is, will he back down, or will he rise to the occasion?

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Title: Shine
Author/Artist: eruditefics
Prompt: While out with his friends drinking, Dudley stumbles across a man beaten and left in an alley to die. Noticing how pretty the man's blond hair is and how delicate his frame seems, Dudley feels pity for him. Scooping the broken man up, he carries him home and cleans him up. The two strike up an unlikely friendship based on both being spoiled, only children. Upon learning the man is magical, he sets out to help him get back to the Wizard's world where he belongs unaware that the man does not want to return.
Pairing, or gen: Dudley and Draco friendship. Harry/Draco relationship
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): violence, mentions of past child abuse, all the things that come with m/m sex
Word count/medium: 10,978
Summary/Excerpt: When Dudley Dursley stumbles across an injured man in an alley, he wants to do what’s right and decides to help him. He gets way more than he bargained for.
Author's or Artist's notes: I stuck kind of close to the prompt. The way Dudley goes about things is a bit different, but I hope the rest is there! Thanks to Celest for the beta. Lyrics by Laura Marling
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all associated characters and settings remain the intellectual property of JK Rowling and her associates. We are very grateful for permission to play with them.

( Shine )

Author:

eruditefics
Title: You were a miracle. I was just holding your space.
Rating: NC-17
Ship(s): Harry/Draco, side pairings: Ron/Hermione, mentions of Neville/Hannah, Pansy/George?/Lee?
Genre(s): Romance, Drama
Length: 19800 approx
Warnings/Contains: Non-con situations at the beginning (not H/D), brutality, angst, heavy doses of Ron Weasley in a positive role
Summary: Draco Malfoy has walked through hell, but when an unlikely friendship and an unpleasant spell push him towards Harry Potter, Draco will have to decide what he’s worth and what he’s willing to give for the sake of moving on.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely no character mentioned in this story and I’m not making money off of this at all.
A/N: Thank you to C for the beta. The lyrics are by Gregory Alan Isakov from the song Big Black Car (evocative music that you should listen to while reading this because it’s just wonderful). Dear recipient: I tried to fit in all of your prompts, I changed the setting and the catalyst a little, but I hope this is what you had in mind!

( You Were a Miracle... )

Title: If It’s Beaches
Author/Artist:

eruditefics
Recipient's LJ name:

shy_of_reality
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 6489
Warnings (if any): *Some angst, lots of fluff.*
Summary: Hermione thinks she knows what’s best for her relationship, Ron thinks he has no choice.
Author/Artist notes: Thanks to C for the quick beta as always! The lyrics are from the song “If It’s Beaches” by The Avett Brothers. I tried to make this fic fit your prompt. I hope you love it, Shy!

written for the

hp_porninthesun fest

( if it's beaches )

Title: Pictures
Author:

eruditefics
Rating: PG
Warnings: canon character death
Summary: Ginny goes back for one last thing
Disclaimer: this is me, still not making money on fic.

( pictures )

Title: Deserving
Author: EruditeFics
Summary: Percy faces the end of the final battle....the end of everything.
Warnings: trigger warning for suicide
Disclaimer: if I was making money off of this, you'd know.
Wordcount: a little less than 1500

written for the ficlet contest over at Knockturn Elite

( Deserving )

Prompt Number: 147
Gift for:

jeannie81
Title: Kids on the Run
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, mentioned Ron/Hermione
Summary: When there’s a damsel in distress, Aurors Harry and Ron take the case…like always. But this time, it’s not so simple. For Harry, he finds more questions than answers.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Drug Addiction, Angsty and Fluffy and Flangsty. Mentions of Weasleys in a positive light.
Epilogue compliant? One could say that it’s partially compliant? But not where Harry and Draco are concerned.
Word Count: 14,500
Author's Notes: Thanks to C for the beta! Dear Prompter: I tried very hard to incorporate every single aspect of your prompt to make this extra tailored to you. I might not have put it the way you wanted, but I hope you like it anyway! It’s quite dark in some spots. Also, these lyrics are courtesy of The Tallest Man on Earth.

( Kids on the Run )

Title: Delicate
Author/Artist:

eruditefics
Prompt: erm....PINCHY PINCHY! I’m a crab!
Prompt submitted by: n/a
Pairing(s): Percy/Oliver
Word Count/Art Medium: about 4000 words
Rating: barely NC-17
Warning(s): Sudden sex, healthy doses of angst as thick as Percy’s spectacles, hint at a few canon deaths
Disclaimer:Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: I love you.
Summary: After the war, Percy has to come to terms with himself. The self-actualizing part he can do, the self-flagellation he’s an expert at, but letting it go? Well that’s going to take more than he’s willing to give. lyrics by Damien Rice

( Delicate )

Title: Steam
Author: EruditeFics
Prompt # 63 at LJ WIzard Love fest 2012
Pairing(s)/Character(s): George/Luna/Blaise, Ron/Hermione, mentions of Neville/Hannah and Dean/Harry/Seamus (very little detail given)
Rating: NC-17
Summary Luna makes a mistake while experimenting with tea, and it leads to some unexpected fun.
Word Count: 5200
Warnings/Content: Mentions of slash (warning for this because it’s a het fest), threesomes, oral sex, ignores one small part of canon
Disclaimer: it’s her tea party, but I brought the cucumber sandwiches.
Author's/Artist's notes: This prompt was so much fun! You left it open for me to play with and I went a little wild! I hope you like your tea hot!

( anyone for tea? )

Title: Lion's Heart
Author: EruditeFics
Prompt Number: 32 submitted by

nursedarry
Kink Showcased: Hair/Hair Touching
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron, Harry/OMC
Summary: Harry left to keep his secrets, but broke hearts in the process. He finally comes back home, and everything collapses around him.
Warnings: Angst, EWE, all the normal things you'd expect in a slash fic that I feel don't need to be warned about. A serious amount of Ginger!Lust
Word Count: 9149
Author's Notes: Thank you to for staying up all night to beta this, celestlyn. You didn't think I noticed, but I saw the time stamps. I SAW THEM! I also really want to thank nursedarry for making the most perfect prompt for me to write. I'm so glad that I found the prompt and was really excited to write it. I'm sorry it took so long, and I hope it's what you were looking for. The lyrics are by The Tallest Man on Earth. I encourage everyone to listen to everything he does.

( Lion's Heart )

Title: Never Tickle A...Well Maybe Just This Once
Author/Artist:

eruditefics
Recipient's LJ name:

midnight_birth
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Charlie/Harry (mentions of Ron/Hermione)
Word Count: 8300
Warnings (if any): mentions of bacon
Summary: Harry has to get away for a while, or he is positive he’ll spontaneously combust. Luckily, Charlie Weasley is accepting houseguests. Author/Artist notes:Thank you to C for the very speedy and thorough beta job. I really hope this tickles your fancy,

midnight_birth! It’s fairly light, pretty sweet, and quite smutty. There are a few underlying themes of slight angst, but nothing to be afraid of!

( read on for FUN! )

Title: Winky's Christmas Cheer
Gift For:

triomakesmehot
Gift From:

eruditefics
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7,300
Summary: Winky has always wanted to celebrate Christmas. She finally finds the perfect ~~victim~~ beneficiary of her good intentions.
Warnings: Elvin drunkenness, copious employment of glitter, misuse of shepherd's pie, and some quick and sloppy frotting.
Beta:

pastry_slutbag
Author's/Artist's Note: This is fluff for Christmas, signifying nothing but awesomeness. It was epic fun to write.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement in intended.

( The best laid plans of House Elves and Men )

Title: After The Storm
Author:

eruditefics
Pairing, or gen: Dudley/George
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): It’s a bit fluffy, a bit angsty…heck, it’s FLANGSTY. And it’s got all of the normal sex stuff that comes with slash smut. Contains Hipsters and Beard Lust!
Word count/medium: 11035
Summary/Excerpt: George Weasley finally moves on, with the help of a drunk best friend, tomato bisque, and some nasty sodding Deatheaters.
Author's or Artist's notes: The lyrics are by Mumford and Sons. The beta work was done by Julie. And the Dudders is my idea of a near perfect man!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all associated characters and settings remain the intellectual property of JK Rowling and her associates. We are very grateful for permission to play with them.

(written for the Dudley Redeemed fest on LJ, 2011)

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Title: Soldier’s Eyes
Author/Artist: EruditeFics
Prompt: 18
Prompt submitted by:

morgana_fire
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione mentions of Percy/Oliver, Harry/OMCs (kind of)
Word Count/Art Medium: 31,600
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s) (Highlight to view): *Non-Con, H/C, Angst, Rimming*
Disclaimer:Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: Thanks to Celest for the rockin beta job. Also, thanks to BNF! Lorca and Kira O' Hara for their cheer-leading and guidance through the story board. Lyrics have been written by Jack Savoretti. Thank you finally to Kitty for being there for me during this fic and to all the mods for running a great fest!
Summary: Almost six years after Voldemort falls, Harry Potter goes missing. No one can find him, until chance would have Draco Malfoy thrust right in his path, picking up shattered pieces while trying to keep himself together.

( Soldier's Eyes )

Title: Laundry Room

Author: EruditeFics

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: About 2600

Summary: Ron and Hermione grow desperate to be together, and now the washing machine has ass prints.

warnings: Het, smut, language

Author’s Notes: Lyrics provided by The Avett Brothers. This fic was written on a whim for a bit of fun and a break in the angst. I hope you all like it!

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Title: Set The Fire to the Third Bar
Chapter 2/2: Miles from Where you Are
Author:

eruditefics
Pairing(s): Ron/Harry with mentions of (spoiler): Hermione/Percy
Word Count: 27994 (entire fic)
Summary: It's one perfect mistake after another, one missed step in front of the other, ending up with the potential for nothing, or the potential to move even farther.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash. Implied het. Non canon pairings. Sexual Content. Language. Angst
A/N: This was originally supposed to be for the

harryronbigbang this year, but I just didn't have time to go where I wanted to go with it. I felt very guilty for dropping out, but I appreciate how understanding the mods were. I've finally got a finished project. I took my time, and I've had two betas, celestlyn and pastry_slutbag who have been very patient with me. The lyrics are provided by Snow Patrol, Martha Wainwright, and Brett Dennen.

Part I

( part II )

Title: Set The Fire to the Third Bar
Chapter 1/2: So Far From Me
Author:

( Part I )

To where I can find my fave fics and hp things.

I need FIC!

Why the sudden flux of friending on here? Did I miss a memo? Should I actually make a page and start posting here instead of LJ?

Title: The One Who Loves You The Most
Author:

eruditefics
Pairing: Genfic about Ron and Rose with a side of Ron/Hermione and Rose/OMC (sort of)
Rating: R
Genre: Genfic
Warnings: Possible triggers, some violence, also some serious sap
Word Count: 17550
Summary: Ron struggles with fatherhood and raising a daughter while Rose struggles with demons no young woman should have to face in this chronicle of Ron and Rose’s relationship.
Author’s Note: Thank you for reading! This is the first and only genfic I have ever written, and I hope it is up to par. I think we can all understand what Rose is going through in this story, if not to that extreme, at least in spirit. Thank you to A for the beta, and to OtterandTerrier for the lovely piece of artwork. Lyrics by Brett Dennen

Title: "You Were Made To Shine On"
Artist:

otterandterrier
Characters: Ron and Rose
Rating: G
Media: Photomanipulation

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